Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591
Dear Sirs;
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have
record sales. Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to
do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton