Quick Facts


Nickname: The Gunners

Manager: Arsene Wenger.

Ground: Highbury.

Key Players: Thierri Henry, Patrick Vieri, David Seaman


Two Gunners fans are on the plane on the way to Holland.
One turns to the other and says “Hey Arthur! See if this plane turns upside-doon will we fall out?”
“No way Richard,” says his mate “of course we'll still be pals!!”

Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.

Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!

Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.

How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?'
'Smashing!'
'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?'
'Yes - but I couldn't get anyway near it for the Arsenal supporters!'

Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!

Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.
Suddenly one man turns to the other and says “The Gunners have lost again.”
The other man was flabbergasted and said “how in the name of god do you know that?”
The other man replied “It's quarter to five.”

Q: What do you call 100 Arsnal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!

Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out “Arsenal” are good enough to win the European Cup.“
Snow White says ”Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo

Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.