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What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
The stage is level.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.

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What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common.
Both suck when you plug them in.

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How do you make a bass player turn down the volume?
Put a chart in front of him.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None–they just steal somebody else's light.

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What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
Counterpoint.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.

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What's the best thing to play on a guitar?
Solitaire.

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How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand.
Don't bother. Just leave it out–no one will notice.
One, but the guitarist has to show him first.
Six: one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

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In the 22th century, how many guitar players will you need to replace a light source?
Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.

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