>
>“I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very own Twin Trade
>Towers. At last we can look the people of New York in the face.” L. Ward,
>Mansfield.
>
>“When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I did.
>Now
>the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever smile for the rest
>of my
>life, but I will probably break that one too.” A. Christie, Hendon.
>
>“She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are shit.” J.
>Clement.
>Grantham.
>
>“I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly.” D.
>Holmes,
>Somerset.
>
>“She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was
>visiting
>a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom
>before she left. ‘No’ she replied, ‘I didn’t give in to the Nazis and I
>won't
>give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a fighter, who refused to be
>beaten by anything. She pissed herself later though, it was sickening.” B.
>Forrester, North Yorkshire.
>
>“She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover.” L. J. Worthington,
>Penrith.
>
>“How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal
>family
>without being accused of being homosexual.” J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
>
>“Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to
>experiment
>with drugs.” E. Franks, Cheshire.
>
>“On behalf of all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences.” T. Watson,
>Ilford.
>
>“Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman should
>have
>a bit more compassion. How would she feel if it was her mother?” W.Waugh,
>Richmond.
>
>“It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads.” K. O'Neil, Inverness.
>
>“I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this small setback put an end to her
>public duties.” N. Wallace, Swansea.
>
>“I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this terrible
>event”
>E. Thompson, West Lothian.
>
>“I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so again
>until
>Her Majesty is buried.” E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
>
>“Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?” R. Combes, Romford.
>
>“No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a smile.
>Just
>like a retard.” G. Hollins, East Sussex.
>
>“Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana.” G.
>Williams, West Midlands.
>
>“She had such a difficult life, always battling against adversity and
>misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time round she is given a
>life
>of privilege and comfort.” T. D. Wainwright, Hastings.