>>IF
>>===
>>If you can start the day without caffeine or pep
>>pills,
>>
>>If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
>>If you can resist complaining and boring people with
>>your troubles,
>>If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful
>>for it,
>>If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to
>>give you time,
>>
>>If you can overlook when people take things out on you
>>when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
>>
>>
>>If you can take criticism and blame without
>>resentment,
>>
>>If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
>>If you can conquer tension without medical help,
>>If you can relax without liquor,
>>If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
>>
>>If you can do all these things,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>THEN, YOU ARE PROBABLY THE FAMILY DOG