Mamma þín er svo feit að þegar hún setur gemsann sinn í rassvasann þá fer hann utan þjónustusvæðis.

Mamma þín er svo heimsk að hún seldi bílinn til að fá peninga fyrir bensíni.

Mamma þín er svo feit að hún notar málningarrúllu til að setja varalit á sig.

Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo' mama like a Big Mac – full of fat and only worth a buck!

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo' mama got such bad dandruff(flasa), the principal declared a snow day!

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!

Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!

Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!

Yo' mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they say, “Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock.”

Yo' mama so fat, the president declared her the 51st state!