Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted
a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
that said $50.00. “Why so little,”
she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should
tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
prostitution, and sometimes it
says some pretty vulgar stuff.”

The woman thought about this, but decided she had
to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the
bird's cage up in her living room
and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
said, “New house, new madam.”
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but
then thought “that's not so bad.”

When her two tennage daughters returned from school
the bird saw them and said,
“New house, new madam, new girls.”

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but
then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband,
Keith, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, “Hi Keith.”