Subject: Weather in Iceland
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Iceland, so we'll start here. People in Spain
wear winter-coats and gloves. The Icelanders are out in the sun, getting a
tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The
Icelanders plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start. The Icelanders are cruising in Saab cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Hvita river gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Icelanders have their
final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Icelanders start using long
sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Icelanders end their Midsummer
celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the
earth. The Icelanders start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Icelanders stand in line at the
hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Icelanders navy postpones
their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C / -76°F
Myvatn freezes. The Icelanders rent a movie and stay indoors.
-70°C / -94°F
Santa moves south. The Icelanders get frustrated since they can't store
their Brennavinn outdoors. The Icelanders navy goes out on winter survival
training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Icelandic cows complain that the
farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Icelanders start saying “it's cold
outside today.”

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over, Iceland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.