A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The

salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
correct aisle. A few minutes later,he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, “Sir, I thought
you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, ”

You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton
of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers … cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So…. I figure if I have
to roll my own .. so does she….