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So, you think your having a

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care
ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday
morning, at about 11 A. M., regardless of their
medical condition. This
puzzled the doctors and some even thought
that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve
the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
around 11 A. M. on Sundays.

So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of
the incidents. The next Sunday
morning, a few minutes before 11 A.M., all the
doctors and nurses
nervously wait outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all
about. Some were holding
wooden crosses, prayer books and
other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11… Pookie Johnson, The
part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
the life support system so that he could use the
vacuum cleaner.

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Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special
ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals
were being released
back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full
view, a killer whale
ate them both.

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Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
kind of wire running from his waist towards the
electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current,
she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking
his arm in two
places. Up to that moment, he had been
happily listening to his Walkman.

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STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting the
cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and
escaped through a broken
fence, stampeding madly.
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

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What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with “return to sender”
stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened
it and was blown to
bits.

There now, feeling better?