A discussion in the immigration office at the airport:

-NAME?
-Muhjmatil Ahmed Kosta.
-SEX?
-Three times a week!
-I MEAN: MALE OR FEMALE?
-Doesn't matter. Sometimes even with a camel…..


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He
answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later,
he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string
on the counter.
She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife?
He answers, ” You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she
came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers ..
cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
So…. I figure if I have to roll my own .. so does she….



As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.” The trucker ignores her and
proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches
up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, “Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!” Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the
truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says “Hi, my
name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says… “Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in
Saskatchewan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!”