Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The
father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the
water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says…“Mommy, I saw ladies with
boobies a lot bigger than yours!” The mom says…“the bigger they are, the dumber they are.”
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and
says…“Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than daddy's!” The mom
says…“the bigger they are, the dumber they are.”
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and
says…“Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and
the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!”