~~Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
~~Look how many calories you can burn:
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~~TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
~~With her agreement………………………12 cal
~~Without her agreement…………………..187 cal
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~~TAKING OFF THE BRA
~~With both hands………………………….8 cal
~~With one hand…………………………..12 cal
~~With the mouth………………………….85 cal
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~~PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
~~With erection……………………………6 cal
~~Without erection……………………….315 cal
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~~FOREPLAY
~~Trying to find the clitoris……………….8 cal
~~Trying to find G spot……………………92 cal
~~Without caring at all…………………….0 cal
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~~WHEN “DOING IT”
~~Holding her up………………………….12 cal
~~Just on the floor………………………..8 cal
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~~POSITIONS
~~Daddy-mummy……………………………..2 cal
~~69 laying……………………………….8 cal
~~69 standing up…………………………112 cal
~~Trolley……………………………….216 cal
~~Italian chandelier……………………..912 cal
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~~HAVING AN ORGASM
~~Real………………………………….112 cal
~~Fake………………………………….315 cal
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~~POST ORGASM
~~Staying in bed………………………….18 cal
~~Jumping off the bed……………………..36 cal
~~Figuring out why she jumped off the bed…..816 cal
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~~GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
~~Between 16 and 19 years of age……………12 cal
~~>From 20 to 29…………………………..36 cal
~~>From 30 to 39………………………….108 cal
~~>From 40 to 49………………………….324 cal
~~>From 50 to 59………………………….972 cal
~~Over 60…………………………….. 2916 cal
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~~PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
~~Quietly………………………………..32 cal
~~Being in a hurry………………………..98 cal
~~With her husband opening the door……….1218 cal