Yo Momma…..

“Yo mama is so poor, the last time she smelled good food was when a rich guy farted”

yo momma so fat when she wears bvds it spells boulavard.

your mammas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars start to stop.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought light speed only had half the calories of regular speed.

Yo momma is so fat that when she walked into a department store and asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo momma so poor that when I walked in her house and stepped on a cockroach she said, “Clap yo hands stomp yo feet, praise the Lord we got something to eat!”

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo momma so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?”, she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”

Your momma so ugly The government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Your momma so ugly She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Your momma so ugly When she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Your momma so ugly That your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Your momma so ugly When she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Your momma so poor She can't afford to pay attention!

Your momma so poor When she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!

Your momma so ugly Her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she went to the salad bar and PULLED UP A CHAIR.

Yo momma so poor the Somalians are sending her food.

Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo momma's head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo Mama is so dumb….that she got hit by a parked car!

Yo Mama is so fat….that she sat on a rainbow and a skittle popped out!