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How to anoy a cop:


1.When you get pulled over, say What's wrong Ossifer? There is no blood in my Alcohol!

2.When you are asked why you were speeding say, I just wanted to race!

3.When he talks to you, pretend to be deaf!

4.When he asks you if you know how fast you were going, say No, my speedometer doesn't go past 10!

5.Ask him where he bought his cool hat!

6.Tell him you were speeding because you were out to buy a cool hat like his!

7.Ask him out!

8.When he says no, start crying!

9.If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harrassment!

10.Call him Bob all the time, regardless of what his name is!

11.When he asks you to step out of the car, throw yourself on the hood automatically!

12.Ask to be fingerprinted with candy because it tastes better than Ink!

13.After you spend half an hour neatly signing the ticket, say Oops! Wrong Name! My Bad?

14.Bribe him with Donuts

15.When he comes up to the car, say to him Licence and Registration please officer!?

16.When he reads you your rights, cover your ears and sing La La La.

7.Pick your nose the whole time he is talking to you, and ask him if he wants to taste a bit.

18.Mumble to yourself the whole time

19.Get out a dictionary and frantically search every word he says to you

20.Say to him Gee! I've got a badge just like yours!

21.Ask if he watches Cops

22.Start Talking to an Invisible Person

23.Start Talking to your hand

24.Try to sell him your car

25.Ask if you can buy his car

26.Stare at his lights and say Ooooh pretty colors! Pretty Pretty!

27.Ask if you can borrow his Uniform for your Halloween Costume!