Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
“Would you like to ride on your own ass?”
In a Bangkok temple:
“It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.”
In a Rome laundry:
“Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.”
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
“Drop your trousers here for best results.”
In the office of a Roman doctor:
“Specialist in women and other diseases.”
In an Acapulco hotel:
“The manager has personally passed all the water served here.”
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
“- English well talking.” “- Here speeching American.”