Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
“Would you like to ride on your own ass?”


In a Bangkok temple:
“It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.”

In a Rome laundry:
“Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.”


In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
“Drop your trousers here for best results.”


In the office of a Roman doctor:
“Specialist in women and other diseases.”


In an Acapulco hotel:
“The manager has personally passed all the water served here.”


Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
“- English well talking.” “- Here speeching American.”