An old man took his grandson with him on a fishing trip.
They rented a boat, and the old man bought a sixpack, couple of cigars and some candy for the kid.
Later that day on the lake the old man started smoking one of the cigars. His grandson asks him:“Grandpa can I have one of those?”
The old man asks back.“Son, is your dick long enough to touch your ass?”
The kid said no.
“Then you can´t have one.” Said the old man.
Later the old man starts drinking beer.
The kid goes;“Grandpa can I have one of those?”
The old man asks back.“Son, is your dick long enough to touch your ass?”
The kid said no.
“Then you can´t have one” Said the old man.
Later the kid starts eating candy and grandpa asks;“Son can I have one of those?”
The kid asks; “Grandpa is your dick long enough to touch your ass?”
Grandpa answers;“Yes it is.”
The kid says;“Well, then go fuck your self.”