A woman went to the doctors office and said, “Doctor, I've got a bit
of a problem. But, I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.”
The doctor told her to go behind the screen and disrobe.

She did and the doctor went around to see her when she was ready.
“Well, what is it?” he asked. “It's a bit embarrassing,” she
replied. “These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my
thighs.”

The doctor examined her and finally admitted he had no idea what the
cause was. Suddenly, the doctor asks, “Does your husband wear
earrings?”

“Why, yes, doctor, he does.”

“Tell him they're not real gold.”

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Doc, I think my son has VD,“ a patient told his urologist on the
phone. ”And, the only woman he's had sex with is our maid.“

”Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid,“ the medic soothed.
”Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him.“

”But, Doc. I've been having sex with the maid too, and I have the
same symptoms as my son.“

”Then, you come in with him and I'll fix you both up,“ suggested
the doctor.

”Well,“ the man admitted, ”I think my wife has it too.“

”Son of a bitch!“ the doctor roared. ”That means we've all got it!“


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A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge
bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went
to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, ”crazy as
this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her
out of the coma.“

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined - no pulse, no
heart rate. The nurses ran into the room.

The husband was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said,
”I… I think she choked!"