What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747!

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

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Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?

Because they like more head room.

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How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?

Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she threw out all the W's.

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How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?

Envelopes in the disk drive.

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Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear ?

A: Data transfer.



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