A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor
takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes
out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she
has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, “Do you know what I'm
doing?”

“Yes,” she says, “you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities.”

“That is correct,” says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her
breasts.

“Do you know what I'm doing now?” he asks.

“Yes,” says the woman, “you're checking for any lumps or breast
cancer.”

“That's right,” replies the doctor. He then begins to have
sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, “Do you know
what I'm doing now?”

“Yes,” she says. “You're getting herpes, which is why I came
here in the first place.”