What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.

Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog to death.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.