If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and
you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money
called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just
stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist
but a person drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence ?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP ?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of
bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on
me . . .they're cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do
Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why
don't they just put their pictures on the postage
stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they
delivered the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then
what exactly are the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

No one ever says It's only a game, when their team
is winning.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The
mime next door went nuts.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?