Rules of Harry Potter Fandom

1.NEVER say that you hate Harry Potter!
2.Read all of the Harry Potter books
3.See all of the movies
4.Even if the movies suck, you must still appreciate their attempt to reach the amazing-ness of the books
5.Go to midnight premiers
6.Dress up at the midnight premiers
7.Jump anyone who shouts out spoilers
8.Have a friend who you talk about Harry Potter with 24/7
9.Eat Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans
10.Always have your wand available
11.To poke people with
12.In the eye
13.Never tell spoilers to friends
14.Be a part of a Harry Potter fansite
15.Like mugglenet.com
16.Listen to Harry Potter podcasts
17.Read books about the books written by authors of other books not assciated with Harry Potter
18.Love J.K.R with all your heart
19.Never insult a Hippogryph
20.Unless you are Draco
21.Know what house you are in and be proud of it
22.Support the HP Alliance
23.Listen to Wizard Rock
24.The best new music ever!
25.Never tickle a sleeping dragon….or ride an awake one as you bust out of Gringott’s
26.Especially if it is blind
27.Dragons=deadly Blind Dragons= deadly fun
28.Know everything about the books
29.And the story beyond the book
30.Look at Harry Potter art
31.Make Harry Potter art
32.Watch Potter Puppet Pals
33.And fear it
34.With your life
35.Which is worth nothing
36.Without Harry Potter of course
37.Do school project with a Harry Potter theme
38.Talk to your teachers about Harry Potter
39.Drive them crazy
40.Drive your friends crazy
41.Ask for a broom for Christmas
42.Refer to chemistry class as potions
43.Pretend gross medicine is Polyjuice Potion
44.Say ‘wicked’ when something is cool
45.Know when all of the character’s birthdays are
46.Still criticize the movie for getting stuff wrong
47.Throw popcorn at the screen for it
48.Speak in a British accent if you don’t have one already
49.Cause the British are awesome that way
50.Call people you don’t like deatheaters and call pessimists dementors
51.Talk like Hagrid at random moments for fun
52.Always look for new Harry Potter stuff at the store
53. Give chess pieces verbal commands
54.Refuse to play if it doesn’t work
55.Carry your time turner to school, you never know when you might need it
56.Do all major assignments on parchment with a quill.
57.If your essay gets inscribed on the back of your hand, you have the wrog quill
58.Dress up as Voldemort, and run around town
59.Try to take over the park, calling the pigeons your followers
60.Befriend Emerson of mugglenet
61.Wear black in the mourning of the death of characters
62.Look for quidditch matches on TV
63.Become solemn when someone mentions Dumbledore
64.Or Sirius
65.Or anyone who died in Book 7
66.Have wizard duels in the hallways, or at the mall
67.As smoothie stores if they sell pumpkin juice
68.Name your dog Sirius and insist that he is an animagus
69.Search train stations for platform 9 ¾
70.Insist that your house is the best and that it will win the House Cup
71.Count down the days to ANYTHING Harry Potter
72.Call a person ‘Harry’ if their birthday is July, 31st
73.Be insulted is someone doesn’t like Harry Potter
74.Despise the people who rant about how Harry Potter sucks
75.Make fun of Voldemort
76.Say ‘Voldemort’ until it becomes taboo
77.Have a character who is your alter ego
78.Claim that you are them
79.Call your least favorite teacher ‘Snape’
80.Tell your cousin that if they aren’t nice to you, you will give them a tail
81.Annoy Voldemort in any way possible
82.Annoy the people who don’t like Harry Potter
83.Banish them to live with Muggles
84.In Romania
85.With Dragons
86.And Charlie
87.Dress up as Harry Potter for a day
88.Tell your parents that you need to put the Fidelius Charm on your house to protect them from You-Know-Who
89.Cry when they don’t and start calling yourself an orphan
90.Do anything Harry Potter related that gets people to look at you
91.When someone says you are obsessed, smile and say ‘Thank you!’
92.Dress up as your favorite character whenever you get the chance
93.Make a wand from scratch
94.Determine the core and what wood it is made from
95.Curse people at school and work
96.When they ask you about it, look confused and insist you have no idea what they are talking about. As soon as they tell you the story, panic, and insist that you were under the imperious curse
97.Automatically like people who love Harry Potter
98.Get mad at people who skip books and jump straight to Deathly Hallows
99.Insist that they stop reading and go back to the other ones first
100.Call red-headed people ‘Weasleys’
101.Wear pins to support S.P.E.W.
102 (added by purplestrawberry). Love Harry Potter, love yourself
103 (added by Chrissy-Chic-92). Write Harry Potter fanfictions
104 (added by LillyKat). Know so much Harry Potter trivia that you confuse even the most avid Harry Potter fans.

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7,502. NEVER stab the last book with your wand!