Hérna er smá one-shot sem ég skrifaði í byrjun janúar í fyrra, njótið vel.
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Sarah Turner had indeed had a silly day.
It started when she got out of bed and her slippers attacked her and tried to eat her! ‘Why did my slippers try to eat me? It’s not like I'm in a Harry Potter fanfiction or something!' she thought. But there she was indeed wrong. She found out that she had indeed been wrong, as previously mentioned, when out of thin air appeared a raven-haired boy and a red-haired girl. They indeed looked like they were 24 and 23 years old, which indeed was the truth. Quite unsurprisingly, she freaked out.
“Hey, calm down.” the boy, er, man said.
“But you appeared out of thin air!” Sarah shrieked.
“We did indeed.” the girl, er, woman said.
“But how is that possible?” Sarah said, her voice surprisingly calm, given the circumstances and the fact she went round the bend a few moments ago.
“You have read the Harry Potter books, haven't you?” the man said.
“Of course I have. I'm not a ninconpoop, you know!” Sarah said unlogically.
“You did know that the stories are based on true events?” the woman said.
“They are?” Sarah said excitedly. After all, it isn't every day you meet your favourite fiction character, because Sarah had put two and two together, and had figured out that the raven-haired man was indeed Harry Potter. She did assume that the girl was Ginny Weasley. But never assume. You could be wrong.
“Of course they are! And if you hadn't figured it out yet, I'm Harry Potter and this is Ginny Potter.” Harry said. Told you not to assume anything.
“Wow! Why are you two here?” Sarah said. That was not the smartest of questions. ‘Would you like some coffee?’ has indeed a way higher IQ.
“Well…uh…I honestly don't know why we are here.” Harry said.
“I suppose we have to Obliviate her then, don't we?” Ginny said.
“I suppose.” Harry said.
“Obliviate.” Ginny said, and then they disappeared. The spell, however, did not work, as she clearly remembered everything.
Sarah decided that she didn't give a damn about the whole thing, and went out shopping. And who did she she, but Albus Dumbledore and Hermione Granger snogging? No, it actually was Harry and Ginny. The other pairing is just gross.
“Hey, you guys!” Sarah said. Sarah is, you see, not the smartest person in the world. Who talks to someone he/she knows, but is not supposed to know? Noone, except maybe Sarah.
“Fishticilo” they cried out, and the dress she held and was about to buy, turned into a giant fish. Well, maybe not so giantic, I reckon sharks and whales are bigger, but then again, whales are mammals. I reckon it was about the same size as a tuna. Anyway. It was big. I think we can all agree on that.
“She remembers us.” Ginny said to Harry.
“She indeed does.” Harry answered.
“You do the Memory Charm this time, Harry?”
“OK.”
Harry began to walk towards her.
“Obliviate.”
Her thoughts blurred for a moment, but then they (the thoughts, Harry and Ginny were the whole time) became clear.
'Why am I here?' Sarah thought. She remembered going to sleep the night before, but nothing else. She saw a raven-haired man and a red-haired woman snogging in a corner of the room. To her they looked like Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley, but she knew that they were only fiction. Then she looked at what she held in her hands.
'Why on earth am I holding a tuna?'
The End.