The Marauders discover MSN- Kafli 2, 3&4

Disclaimer: We do not own ant of the Harry Potter Characters: (Remus, Sirius, James and Lily) J.K. Rowling does. But we do own Kirstel and Jenny

Summary: The Marauders, Lily and her friends discover MSN and this is basically their conversations

By: Mrs.Padfoot-Mrs.Moony

Rating: T

WARNING TAKE RATING VERY SERIOUSLY

Co-skrifað af Parvati hún átti jafn mikinn þátt í þessu og ég.

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I AM Serious says:
Hey Prongsieee whassup dawg?

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Hey Siri boy!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Last time I knew YOU were the dog

I AM Serious says:
That’s the freaky twist my friend

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Remus wants me to tell you that he think It's extremely stupid to talk on MSN when we are in the same house.

Prongs och Moony ! says:
But I don't think so this msn thingy is totally cool!

I AM Serious says:
You’re stupid…

I AM Serious says:
Not you Prongs, Moony is

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Yes, I know

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Swedish is such a cool lingo!

I AM Serious says:
nuh huh Japanese tops it everyday!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Moony is reading Swedish and you know what! BRA means: good!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
LOL! Heehee…

I AM Serious says:
Well your mother wears a BRA hahahahahaha I'm so funny!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
hahahah, this top's it!:

Prongs och Moony ! says:
SEX means 6 hahahahahhahahaha ROTFL

I AM Serious says:
Heehee

I AM Serious says:
whaddaya reckon Rach is doing?

Prongs och Moony ! says:
donno.. I’ll ask moony, he knows were his darling is.. *rolls eyes* and were she is, Rach is

I AM Serious says:
Poke him from me!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
OMFG! The girls are camping at Rach house!!!!!!! I just remembered I saw moony talk to Jen about that!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
We MUST go there

I AM Serious says:
O_O that's uber fun it's even cooler then the time we rented Coocoo the llama giraffe! remember that one best day ever!?

Prongs och Moony ! says:
haha yea that was sooo cool

I AM Serious says:
I miss him : C

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Why don't we rent him again!

I AM Serious says:
Awesome

I AM Serious says:
Yeeaa

I AM Serious says:
And we can sing that song!!!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
ooooh, yes!

I AM Serious says:
Yoko jamoco toto! *sings*


Prongs och Moony ! says:
Yoko jacamoko toto

Prongs och Moony ! says:
And ooo we go to the girl’s tent with Coocoo and sing for them!

I AM Serious says:
YOKO JACAMOKO TOTO

I AM Serious says:
YEA!!!!!!!!!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
They’ll be SOOOO happy!!!

I AM Serious says:
Of course my horse

I AM Serious says:
theehee i feel like a giddy little schoolgirl

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Oh uh… Moony is playing the mommy again… :/

Prongs och Moony ! says:
He says we can't go and sing! : C

I AM Serious says:
Why whyy *go down to my knees, start praying and it starts raining* greeat just typical me…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
He says something about that he promised Jenny

I AM Serious says:
Jenny-Penny

Prongs och Moony ! says:
I remember! I saw their conversation and she said it was very important that moony would keep us away from the tent!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
But Moony is so stupid, he doesn't know how girls brains work. The always mean the exact opposite of what they say!


Prongs och Moony ! says:
Sooo WE'RE GOING! ^^

Prongs och Moony ! says:
: D : D : D

I AM Serious says:
Yes it's like when Lily says she hates you or when Rach says I'm stupid..

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Exactly!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
We all know lily loves me and you are very intelligent

I AM Serious says:
: D

I AM Serious says:
Yes I mean it's like…uhh gravity you can't deny it!


Prongs och Moony ! says:
So right m'boy! *sluggy voice*

I AM Serious says:
euuuw you sound like Slughorn when he was perving on Pete…BAD very VERY bad memories…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Arrrr! Sirius, WHY did you need to remind me on this! *shivers*

I AM Serious says:
heehee remember I’m evil… : P

Prongs och Moony ! says:
How could I forget

Prongs och Moony ! says:
shame that Wormtail is in Spain..

I AM Serious says:
yes he'd wanna go!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
he liked Coocoo the llama-giraffe sooo much

I AM Serious says:
Yes shame let's rent it for his birthday!!!!!!!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
yea! Minnie will be angry to have a llama in school.. muhahaha

I AM Serious says:
you think that idiot Kirstel's there?

Prongs och Moony ! says:
no idea

Prongs och Moony ! says:
I’ll ask the ladies man again

I AM Serious says:
haha *choke* Moony a ladies man X D

I AM Serious says:
Nevvaah

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Moony says that it is just Jen-Jen, lily love and Rachel in the tent. and he also ask who of us three has got a permanent girlfriend

Prongs och Moony ! says:
that's him BUUUT not for long! I am sooo gonna get Lily this year!

I AM Serious says:
Well ask him who had 15 girlfriends in one week last year!!!
Prongs och Moony ! says:
And thaaats you!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
hey who do you like better: Rachel or Kirstel?

I AM Serious says:
you can guess my beautifully handsome friend…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Rachel

I AM Serious says:
why do ya reckon that?

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Coz you get all mushy when you look at her *I-know-everything-look*

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Buuut, Kirstel got this fabulous body… *drools*

I AM Serious says:
Sirius black does NOT I repeat NOT GO MUSHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Oh yes you do!

I AM Serious says:
ME!?

Prongs och Moony ! says:
YOU!

I AM Serious says:
NEVAAAH!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Moony says I’m right

I AM Serious says:
Well hit him from me!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Ow! He is such a girl! He pulled my hair!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Only girls do that!

I AM Serious says:
Well push him or scratch him that's what Kirstel did in her bitch fight with Stacy

Prongs och Moony ! says:
heehee that was the most entertaining fight I’ve ever seen


I AM Serious says:
YEAH!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Sirius, you haven't answered the question

I AM Serious says:
I don't wanna

Prongs och Moony ! says:
I personally say Kirstel, coz like I said her body is mmmm

I AM Serious says:
Well not when you go back to Hogwarts…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Why?

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Is she pregnant! : O

I AM Serious says:
I saw her the other day…and I reeeeallly really think you don't want to know the rest…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Who’s the father!!!

I AM Serious says:
Who the flaming paprika is a father of the WHAT!? O_O

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Never mind

Prongs och Moony ! says:
do yah reckon the girls are in the tent by now?

I AM Serious says:
right..

I AM Serious says:
not yet…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
In their pajamas…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
We’ll go then

I AM Serious says:
Yes. When they're in their pajamas…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Yeea

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Lily, Rachel and Jenny in pajamas…

I AM Serious says:
yeaa…

I AM Serious says:
In skimpy pajamas…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Oh, sorry, I was not allowed to put jenny on the list. Remus’s order…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
*rolls eyes*

I AM Serious says:
Gosh talking about being a fuddy buddy

Prongs och Moony ! says:
He’s like her father

I AM Serious says:
yea

Prongs och Moony ! says:
I'm NOT! – Remus

I AM Serious says:
Yea Ya are!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Last time I knew her father does not snog her…

I AM Serious says:
you snog?! aww my widdle Moony boy's growing up…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Well you idiots got that on film, didn't you? *murderous glare*

I AM Serious says:
Heehee, yes we did…

I AM Serious says:
But hey back to the point Rach and Lily in skimpy pajamas let's go back to that one…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
yeees

I AM Serious says:
I liked that one…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Maybe they don't even wear pajamas…

I AM Serious says:
yea…

I AM Serious says:
Maybe a pillow fight?…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
*droooooooools*

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Moony would like to say that we are perverts

I AM Serious says:
Hell YEA We are and proud right Prongs?…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
High five!

I AM Serious says:
High five back

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Oh, and maybe they have chocolate…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
And cream…

I AM Serious says:
Yea melted chocolate…

I AM Serious says:
And cream…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
And strawberries…

I AM Serious says:
*passes out from drooling*

Prongs och Moony ! says:
*drowns in a pool of drool*

I AM Serious says:
*pokes your eye*

Prongs och Moony ! says:
*pokes your belly*

I AM Serious says:
No you're dead!!! Dead people can't poke!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Yes, if I’m a zombie!

I AM Serious says:
Well I say you can't be a zombie!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
I say I can !

I AM Serious says:
Well Moony can tell you that I AM TQOTW! (The Queen of The World)

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Wow he has to explain much..

I AM Serious says:
O_O

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Aha, he tells me that he has said that if you were the queen of the world something would be extremely wrong

Prongs och Moony ! says:
I have to say I agree with him

Prongs och Moony ! says:
But I am the KING of the world!

I AM Serious says:
No you are my bitch!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
And kings have more power than queens!

I AM Serious says:
NO!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Take that you bastard!

I AM Serious says:
Bullshit!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Cowshit!

I AM Serious says:
Dogpoo!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Fresh stag-poo in your face!

I AM Serious says:
Well you eat nifflershit!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
NOOOOO!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Where is he anyway?

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Mushroom?

I AM Serious says:
dno I’m gonna go check it out…..BRB

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Do that, oh, you master of all beasts!

I AM Serious says:
uhh Prongs..

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Yes my love?

I AM Serious says:
I think you have too go have a look at one of your mum's shoe rooms, I think the stink came from room number 3…though I'm not sure if it is 2 or 3

Prongs och Moony ! says:
I’m not gonna go and clean up YOUR nifflers poo!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
You do that! The mop is in the kitchen

I AM Serious says:
Make Moony do it!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Ah, brilliant idea!

I AM Serious says:
Yes my darling

Prongs och Moony ! says:
He's on it

I AM Serious says:
I'M brilliant

I AM Serious says:
Hell YEA

I AM Serious says:
Ah yes I can hear the cursing…

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Yeah..

I AM Serious says:
Can you though you're 5 stores higher? I'm just 3 and I can hear IT

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Yes, I can

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Padfoot, I’m bored!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Entertain me!

I AM Serious says:
hmm

Prongs och Moony ! says:
That’s no fun !

I AM Serious says:
Wanna go Moon the old lady next door?

Prongs och Moony ! says:
She isn't home : C

I AM Serious says:
Oh can she NEVER be considerate about others!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
ohh, why isn't the girls in their pajamas now!

I AM Serious says:
Dno : C HEY! owl the guy and borrow Coo coo the Llama Giraffe!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
yeeeah!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Brb

I AM Serious says:
: D

Prongs och Moony ! says:
ok, Mr. Robinson is gone

I AM Serious says:
Who the flaming paprika is he?

Prongs och Moony ! says:
My owl, you idiot!

I AM Serious says:
Oh yeah you have 4 owls you dolt but It's much more fun if we send Mushroom! Or better yet LET'S GO TAKE HIM FOR A WALK!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
YEEEAAAH!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Ok, I’m coming down!

I AM Serious says:
I'll tell Moony

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Do that

I AM Serious says:
did you hear me!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
No, I was singing our yoko jacamoko toto song

Prongs och Moony ! says:
what'd you say?

I AM Serious says:
I said :Mooonneeh my love I’m gonna go with my other secret love affair Prongsie-poooh and take my 3rd affair Mushroom for a waaalk! : D

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Well said! and he answered…?

I AM Serious says:
SHUT THE F UP SIRIUS I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID NIFFLER! : C he made me cry : ‘ C

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Awww.. I’ll hug you!

I AM Serious says:
Yes now c’mon let's go I wanna be home before PJ time with the girls

I AM Serious says:
: P

Prongs och Moony ! says:
Right'o!

I AM Serious says:
Bye my secret-love-affair!

Prongs och Moony ! says:
So long sweetheart!

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MissRachel says:
REMUS WHAT THE FUC* WHY THE HELL DID YOUR F-ING FRIENDS BARGE IN ON US IN OUT PJ'S WITH A SINGING SOMETHING

MR.Bookworm says:
Just calm down ok? Then we can discuss everything

MissRachel says:
Insane didn't Jenny tell you to keep those bloody wankers away from my house
????????????

MR.Bookworm says:
I just want to say one thing to start with: IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!

MissRachel says:
Well you knew about it!

MR.Bookworm says:
Sirius and James went with Sirius's niffler out and I was… doing something in the house, and than they just stick their heads in the door and say that they are going and I couldn't stop them! I tried to, I swear!
You don't know how they are when they are really, REALLY exited! You can't control them!

MissRachel says:
Remus I'm warning you Jenny's MAD and you can say goodbye to your friends they're DEAD!

MR.Bookworm says:
I know that, this moment they are running around like headless chickens trying to think up a hiding place.
And I'm really, really, really, really, really sorry!
Is Jenny there?

MissRachel says:
No she's out

MR.Bookworm says:
Not out, like out hunting my friends down?

MissRachel says:
No she went for a run to clear her head

MR.Bookworm says:
Good…
Just try and forget everything about the embarrassment! You can focus on the memory of Coo coo the Llama-Giraffe, eh? That was kinda funny, you can't deny it

MissRachel says:
Yea where did they get that it knew Japanese!?

MR.Bookworm says:
They rent it out somewhere… And yeah, the wrote that Japanese song and thought Coo coo

MissRachel says:
heehee they're insane!

MR.Bookworm says:
Yoko Jacamoko Toto…

MissRachel says:
I LOVE that TV show!!!!!!!!!

MR.Bookworm says:
So you're not really mad anymore..?

A bit although Jenny and Lily are insanely mad!!!
MissRachel says:

MR.Bookworm says:
Please… coz you really freak me out when you are angry like this!

MissRachel says:
Why? : O

MR.Bookworm says:
Oh no… I think I'll just stay at home for a while..

MissRachel says:
Ok

MR.Bookworm says:
uuuh… you're just really scary! And I'M saying this, and I'm friends with James and Sirius…

MissRachel says:
WOW thanks

MR.Bookworm say:
Your yes get all weird and you scream and.. *shivers*

MissRachel says:
: C meanie

MR.Bookworm says:
You haven't seen you like this. And when Jenny and Lily in the same stage are standing beside you.. A man can only do one thing. RUN! Like I did

MissRachel says:
: O I’m sure we're not THAT scary!

MR.Bookworm says:
Yea you are!

MissRachel says:
NO WAY

MR.Bookworm says:
I’ll try and take a picture next time…

MissRachel says:
Good luck

MR.Bookworm says:
Yes

MR.Bookworm says:
I'm scared… 0_o
Sirius and James were telling me about that time they were looking through your window in the girl’s dorm and Jenny was taking a shower.

MissRachel says:
PERVS.

MR.Bookworm says:
Sure she isn't THAT mad now?

MissRachel says:
Jenny? dude you're dead…

MR.Bookworm says:
Noooo! I'm too young to die!


MissRachel says:
No

MR.Bookworm says:
Yea I am! Just 16 and being murdered by his girlfriend…I have the whole life ahead of me!

MissRachel says:
Yea at least you’ve had a girlfriend…

MR.Bookworm says:
You were trying to hurt me right?

MissRachel says:
Yea but then I pointed out the bright side : D

MR.Bookworm says:
Well how many boyfriends have you had, miss popular?

MissRachel says:
Well uh…

MissRachel says:
None…

MR.Bookworm says:
Exactly! So just stop picking on me!

MissRachel says:
And miss popular WTF

MR.Bookworm says:
I didn't think I would ever say this but: FACE!

MissRachel says:
You bitch!

MR.Bookworm says:
Being with James and Sirius everyday makes you sarcastic…

MissRachel says:
I don't understand?

MR.Bookworm says:
I'm a boy. A boy is not a bitch!
Well, maybe I'm not at good at the whole sarcasm thing…

MissRachel says:
Yea you are!

MR.Bookworm says:
hmmff. I am not a bitch.

MissRachel says:
Yes you are!

MR.Bookworm says:
If I would be a bitch, I would not be, I would be a dog!

MissRachel says:
Well your friend is a dog!

MR.Bookworm says:
What!?

MissRachel says:
Is your friend a dog WTF? : S?

MR.Bookworm says:
No, of course not, Or yes, I have a dog, her name is Rosie and she is nearly my friend

MissRachel says:
haha one of mine's name is Mushroom

MR.Bookworm says:
What, your dog! : O

MissRachel says:
Yes

MR.Bookworm says:
Sirius's niffler name is Mushroom!

MissRachel says:
I have 6 dogs Lucky, Cupcake, Mushroom, Rowdy, Demon and Moon

MissRachel says:
Really ? Tell him he's got a good taste in names

MR.Bookworm says:
Wow… I like dogs, but one is enough

MissRachel says:
Bullshit

MR.Bookworm says:
I'll do that when he comes out of hiding

MissRachel says:
Tell them I won't kill ‘em

MR.Bookworm says:
Maybe not you, but Jen and lily… ?

MissRachel says:
I'll calm them down

MR.Bookworm says:
I know Jenny really does not like to be seen in her pajamas..
Oh, you will? Thank you! I love you Rachel…

MissRachel says:
I know she doesn’t and
I know you do everyone does

MR.Bookworm says:
But I think it would be best if we’d stay here for the next few days…

MissRachel says:
haha I see

MR.Bookworm says:
Where are you? At your house?

MissRachel says:
Yea

MR.Bookworm says:
And the girls are there, too?

MissRachel says:
Nope

MR.Bookworm says:
Where are they?

MissRachel says:
Out With Lucky

MR.Bookworm says:
I have to know if it's safe for me to go with Coo coo to her owner
Sirius and James won't do it and we only rent her for one day

MissRachel says:
Yes it is

MR.Bookworm says:
Okay, good
I'll be leaving then

MissRachel says:
You live so far away

MR.Bookworm says:
And sorry for the whole PJ thing

MissRachel says:
Its ok I didn't care

MR.Bookworm says:
Bet you just liked it

MR.Bookworm says:
No, I did not say that

MissRachel says:
: @

MissRachel says:
You deserve to die!
Later but I hope NOT!

MR.Bookworm says:
I didn't say it!

MissRachel says:
Who then?!

MR.Bookworm says:
Err.. The house ghost…?
Got to go!

MissRachel says:
Bull shit!

MR.Bookworm says:
Bye..!

MR.Bookworm says:
Darling, it was me!

MR.Bookworm says:
Your one and true love, SIRIUS! ^^

MissRachel says:
Knew it - . -

MR.Bookworm says:
Moony just left with Coo coo, don't you think she's cool!

MissRachel says:
Why do you think I f-ing liked it?

MR.Bookworm says:
Because you liked the idea of me seeing you in you pajamas…

MissRachel says:
Aah Yes Sirius I shiver when you are close :*

MR.Bookworm says:
Yes I know, my beauty is just unbearable

MissRachel says:
Yes it is I want to snog you! Now!

MissRachel says:
*rolls eyes*

MR.Bookworm says:
I’ll snog you any time, you know that just owl me and I’ll be there for your service!

MissRachel says:
Uh ok…weren't you going out with Stacy at the end of the year : O?

MR.Bookworm says:
piff, that's long ago

MR.Bookworm says:
Like two months!

MissRachel says:
Wow SUCH a long time….how many girls since then?

MR.Bookworm says:
Uuh….let me see…

MissRachel says:
561681534891?

MR.Bookworm says:
I’ve not really been in the business lately.. just around 15 since school end

MissRachel says:
Ok WOW real few girls…

MR.Bookworm says:
Yea I know

MissRachel says:
I was being sarcastic…

MR.Bookworm says:
Never mind that, they could be 16 if you'll say yes…

MissRachel says:
Never! I’ve never had a boyfriend and I'm gonna stay that way for awhile…

MR.Bookworm says:
You’ve never had a boyfriend! : O hahahaha!

MissRachel says:
- . -"

MissRachel says:
Whatever I'm leaving…

MissRachel says:
Bye MORON!

MR.Bookworm says:
You are 17 soon and you haven't kissed a boy? : O we have to change that, my darling
And I could offer you my personal help if you like

MissRachel says:
Hah fat chance

MissRachel says:
I've kissed…

MissRachel says:
Just not had a boyfriend per say…

MR.Bookworm says:
Oh you naughty girl! And not date him! I didn't know you were one of those girls

MissRachel says:
I'm sneaky about it…

MR.Bookworm says:
Or you maybe like the girls better? : O

MissRachel says:
NO!

MR.Bookworm says:
Ok good

MissRachel says:
Hah glad we cleared that up

MR.Bookworm says:
Yes coz that is one of the terms I set up they can't be lesbian
But most other things go just fine with me

MissRachel says:
haha can the girls be hairy because Fiona your 4th year girlf. is reeeeally hairy It's sort of scary… *shiver*

MR.Bookworm says:
Hairy goes only on the snog state of it goes further I really don't like the furry ones

MissRachel says:
ha ha X D
furry

MR.Bookworm says:
You’re not hairy, are you?…….

MissRachel says:
…

MissRachel says:
Are you insane!

MR.Bookworm says:
Well you keep saying i am..: )

MissRachel says:
Yea true that…

MR.Bookworm says:
Uh oh

MR.Bookworm says:
Remus is coming home, he'll kill me if he finds me on his MSN
yea.. gotta go!

MissRachel says:
heehee

MissRachel says:
Bye

MissRachel says:
You’re not all that bad ya know…

MR.Bookworm says:
See you around baby

MR.Bookworm says:
You're finally realizing it! Hallelujah!

MissRachel says:
DON'T CALL ME THAT!

MR.Bookworm says:
Okay, sorry

MissRachel says:
Good

MR.Bookworm says:
See you around Rachie?

MissRachel says:
Rach and We're good : P

MR.Bookworm says:
See you around Rach

MissRachel says:
Bye later Sirius…

MR.Bookworm says:
Yay! : D


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