vantar…
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.