Bara svona eftir leiðindin þessa dagana ætla ég að koma með smá skrýtlu hér, tekna af www.rsgamers.com af [rs]-Meddle. ATH: Hann er ekki svona vitlaus, hann er að spauga í stjórn #cshelp á gamesnet :) Ég lá í hláturskrampa yfir þessu btw :>

*** Now talking in #cshelp
Smitty: How may I help you?
<b><[rs]-Meddle> how do you buy a hostage?</b>
Smitty: u can't
<b><[rs]-Meddle> wtf ive seen people with them before</b>
Smitty: they use them
Smitty: not buy them
HLK_JayMan2889: you press the use key
HLK_JayMan2889: get money and take them to rescue point
<b><[rs]-Meddle> oh so if you press the use key you get a hostage?</b>
<b><[rs]-Meddle> i think my use key is broken or something, i pressed it and i still didnt get a hostage it just beeped</b>
<b><[rs]-Meddle> maybe i need to reload?</b>
HLK_JayMan2889: you cannot buy hostages
HLK_JayMan2889: you go to them, click ur use key “e” and take them to rescue point
<b><[rs]-Meddle> so ok, i have to find a hostage then i buy a rescue point?</b>
Smitty: lol no
Smitty: meddle press the use key on a hostage then go back to your starting
pint with the,
HLK_JayMan2889: -[[rs]-Meddle]-: meddle, talk to me through msging
<b><[rs]-Meddle> are they expensive? ive already spent all of my $800 and i just started playing</b>
HLK_JayMan2889: you go find the hostage
Smitty: Hostages don't cost money to use
HLK_JayMan2889: you click use key “e” and you get 200 or 300 dollers, then you take it where it says rescue point
HLK_JayMan2889: like on cs_Militia
HLK_JayMan2889: when you spawn at ct spawn thats the rescue point
<b><[rs]-Meddle> where do you get cheaper guns? i already wasted $600 only have $200 left</b>
HLK_JayMan2889: cant meddle
ResiN:i find guns all over the place
HLK_JayMan2889: cuz ppl that get killed, they're guns lay there
ResiN:ohhh
Smitty: yeah u drop your one and pick them up
HLK_JayMan2889: you press “g” and pickup that gun
<b><[rs]-Meddle> wtf so you are telling me i spent all of my money and now im just stuck with a pistol til i find a hostage and rescue it so i can get some money?
<[rs]-Meddle> this game is gay</b>
Smitty: if its better than yours
HLK_JayMan2889: meddle
HLK_JayMan2889: no no
<b><[rs]-Meddle> i dont want to steal someones gun, thats unsportsman like</b>
Smitty: meddle or until the round ends
HLK_JayMan2889: meddle
HLK_JayMan2889: thats what ur supposed to do
Smitty: lol meddle
ResiN:ya, thats being a thief
Smitty: lol
ResiN:thats against my religion
ResiN:sorry
Smitty: god damn it its a game
ResiN:thou shal not steal
ResiN:commandment
Smitty: god damn it its a game
lol
ResiN:??
<b><[rs]-Meddle> ok one last question then im going to go try to get some money and buy a gun</b>
HLK_JayMan2889: yes meddle?
ResinIsAFuckingFag: il come with you meddle, i want to learn to
*** ResinIsAFuckingFag is now known as ResiN
Smitty: meddle?
ResiN:hes a slow typer, please be patient
ResiN:hes like half retarted
Smitty: lol
ResiN:so stfu and wait
ResiN:you ass
<b><[rs]-Meddle> sorry i had to take my medicine</b>
ResiN:see
ResiN:and you laugh
ResiN:your goin to hell
Sigil: lol
<b><[rs]-Meddle> dont laugh at me, i was born like this</b>
Smitty: wats your question meddle?
<b><[rs]-Meddle> what gun should i buy when i get money?
<[rs]-Meddle> i dont want to waste any</b>
ResiN:good question
Smitty: any un you can affored
HLK_JayMan2889: -[[rs]-Meddle]-: if you have 4000 get a m4a1 when ct, or t get sig-552
Smitty: nonono not sig
Smitty: ak47
HLK_JayMan2889: hell no
Smitty: hell yes
HLK_JayMan2889: sig rules!
Smitty: niatch
ResiN:sig?
ResiN:whats that
HLK_JayMan2889: a gun
<b><[rs]-Meddle> lol thanks guys this was fun, i needed a good laugh work sucks</b>
HLK_JayMan2889: m4a1
Smitty: just go play it and learn
HLK_JayMan2889: I TOLD YOU SMITTY
<b><[rs]-Meddle> i wouldnt suggest a colt tho with $4000, get a mp5 and armor
<[rs]-Meddle> last you longer buddy</b>
HLK_JayMan2889: see smitty!
HLK_JayMan2889: i told you
Smitty: no not mp5
ResiN:lol, thanks for the entertainment, see you guys later
HLK_JayMan2889: I TOLD YOUR GOD DAMN ASS SMITTY
HLK_JayMan2889: !
Sigil: lol

“i dont want to steal someones gun, thats unsportsman like.” Classic.<br><br>“i dont want to steal someones gun, thats unsportsman like” - [rs]-Meddle