“Outliving the stereotype that ”the goggles do nothing", Night Vision Goggles allow the user to do almost anything except see in the dark (not a big worry as it is rarely night anymore). Additional training with the goggles allows x-ray vision, laser-beams to shoot from the eyes and the bonus of respect for buying this super bling. A must have, usually on sale during the first few seconds after entering “Dust”. One of the finest weapons in the game."
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