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Moneys short, times are hard
heres your fuckings christmascard
[framan á kortinu]

Twas the night before christmas
and all trough the house
everybody felt shitty
even the mouse

Mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
id just settled down
for a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn
i heard such a clatter
i sprung from my piece
to see what was the matter

Then out on the lawn
i saw a bick dick
i knew in a moment
it must be saint nick!

He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
i knew in a moment
the fucker had fell

He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
piss on you all
and have a hell of a night

þetta fá allir í jólakortum frá mér

takk fyrir

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