Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said, “all you need is to write them a song.”
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.
So don't sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snooo-ooo-wwyyyy
And Rachel and Chandler, err-umm-glander!!(tautar e-ð sem líkist -andler ) ;)