Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that.
I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
God bless those pagans.
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night
When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get
Trying is the first step towards failure
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail
Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Hugi notar vefkökur til að bæta notendaupplifun á vefsíðunni og greina umferð um hana.
Einnig hefur Hugi uppfært persónuverndarstefnu sína.