Hér eru nokkur af ómissandi lögunum hennar Phoebe…..

There was a girl.
We'll call her Betty.
And a guy.
Let's call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real.
Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one he loves truly,
Or will it be the one who we'll call…Lulie?
He MUST decide,
He MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide…


THE GRANDMA SONG
Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train,
And a bright shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mum and dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died,
And someday you will too.
La la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la…


The Snowman
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin',
How was I supposed to know,
My mom was dead in the kitchen


Babies
They're soft and they're cuddly and so sweet to touch,
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much,
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
You cry and you cry and you cry,
And you cry and you cry and you ..


Blackout
New York city has no power,
And the milk is getting sour,
But to me it is not scary,
'Cos I stay away from dairy,
la la la la…CAT

Chorus:
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat,
It's not your fault…

They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.

Chorus

THE BARNYARD SONG

Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers!

Nooooooowwwwwww chickens!


THE BISEXUAL SONG

Sometimes men love women,
Sometimes men love men,
And then there are bisexuals,
Though some say they're just kidding themselves.
La la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la…


THE YOU DON'T WANNA DO SONG

There'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you…
But don't.

Chorus:
'Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Everybody!
That's another thing you don't wanna do.