Hérna eru nokkrir textar af lögum Phoebe, Jensi var búinn að setja inn texta með einhverjum lögum áður þannig ég sleppi þeim


Þetta er úr TOW That Could Have Been:

It only takes two heart attacks
to finally make you see
one of them won't do it
but the second will set you free
Tell all your hate and anger
it's time to say good bye
and that is just what I will do
as soon as those bastards I work for die
Lalalalalalalalalala!


Þetta er úr TOW Ross' Denial:

I found you in my bed,
How'd you wind up there?
It's still a mystery,
Little black curly hair.
Little black, little black, little black, little black… little black curly hair.


Í einhverjum jólaþættinum:

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, mmmmmm handler!

Þessi næstu eru úr þættinum þegar Phoebe er að syngja fyrir litlu krakkana:

There'll be times when you get older,
And you'll want to sleep with people,
Just to make them like you
BUT DON'T
Because that's another thing that you don't wanna do…..

Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers.


Sometimes men love women.
And sometimes men love men.
Then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves


What Happened To Grandma?
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner and last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and someday you will too


Ég man ekki alveg hvenær þetta var en hún var held ég eitthvað að tala um að hafa samið lag um snjókarl:

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen?