Ég valdi út nokkra gullmola frá Joey sem sanna að án hans er þessi þáttur ekki noget.

Chandler: “What is this in my pocket? Oh, it's Joey's porno movie!”
Ross: “Pop it in!”
Joey to Chandler: “I'm fine with it…I mean, if you're OK watching a movie full of two-nippled people.”

Joey to Ross: “You like this girl, don't you? You wanna see her again? So if you can't talk dirty to me, how can you talk dirty
to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!”

Joey: “I fold like a cheap hooker who got punched in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.”

Joey: “She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely
want to be part of it!”

Chandler: “Is she good looking?”
Joey: “Yeah, she's totally good looking, I mean if I met her in a bar or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. . . you know
after having slept with her.”

Ross: “And then I kissed her.”
Joey: “Tongue?”
Ross: “Yeah.”
Joey: “Cool.”

Ross: “You cook naked?”
Joey: “Well, salads and stuff. Nothing that splatters.”

Ross: “She's my ex-wife. If, if she were marrying a guy, none of you would expect me to be there.”
Joey: “Hey, if she were marrying a guy she'd be, like, the worst lesbian ever.”

Joey: “Hi! I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio.”
Auditioner: “What's your name?
Joey: ”Holden McGroin“

Ross: ”We cuddled…“
Joey: ”Ooooh! How many times?“

Ross in reference to Marcel: ”He's reached sexual maturity.“
Joey to Chandler: ”Hey! He beat ‘ya!“

Ross: ”What, what’s that?“
Joey: ”It's my Visa bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good."

Já Joey á nokkra gullmola. Hann er eiginlega aðalástæðan fyrir því að ég fór að fylgjast með Friends.

Cactuz
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