ég verð nú bara að segja að The One With Joey's Dirty Day sé mesta snilld sem gerð hefur verið.
Phoebe: So now, what is this now?
Joey: Googly worm.
Phoebe: And this?
Joey: Glow-pop jiggly-jammer.
Phoebe: Bait is so funny!
Chandler: Phase Three! I just achieved phase three!
Monica: Really?
Chandler: I am totally picturing you with all those women!
Monica: That… that's not phase three.
Chandler: Well, I'm there too!
Rachel: Well, are we all together, like in a group?
Chandler: Stop it! You're killin' me!
Chandler: All right, ladies, here's what we're gonna do. You are gonna take off my clothes; you two go get the oils; and you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, “Chandler's the king! Chandler's the king!”
Phoebe: Oh, I want to be with her, I like her.
Chandler: Oh, that's fine. Go with your instincts, go with your instincts.
Monica: Wait, now… what am I doing again?
Chandler: Oh, come on! Would you please pay attention? I could wake up at any moment!