* You know what blows my mind?
Women can see breast anytime they want. Just
look down, and there they are. How you
get any work done is beyond me.
*Why do you have to break up with her?
Be a man, just stop calling.
*Rachel: How was your day?
Joey: I discovered that i´m able
to count all of my teeth using
just my tongue.
*If the homo sapiens were in
fact, HOMO sapiens, is that why
they´re extinct?
*(Talking about the book Little
Women) So these little women,
how little are they? Scary little?
*Monica: Stop hitting on her,
it´s her wedding day!
Joey: What!? Like there´s
some rule or something??

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