Hér eru fleiri góðir frá Chandler úr 3. seríu


Chandler: I think this could be the real thing! Capitol R! Capitol T! (Joey thinks about something) Don't worry, those are the right letters.

Monica: Instead of making jam, I'm gonna make babies!
Chandler: You're gonna need much bigger jars!

Monica: Act sleepy!
Rachel: And grumpy!
Chandler: Stop naming dwarves!

Joey: Stare down the barrel of a gun, pee into the wind!
Chandler: I assure you, if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way!

The dutch girl picks Chandler.
Chandler: From now on I get the dates and YOU have to stay home Saturday nights watching Ready Set Cook!

Joey and Monica have covered the girls' apartment with dead Christmas trees for Phoebe.
Chandler: It looks like… night of the living dead christmas trees!

Chandler: With my luck, that'll be him.
Phoebe: Him? Him Ross?
Chandler: No. Hymn 253 ‘His Eyes Are on The Sparrow’.

Joanna: Bing! Chandler… Bing? Chandler: My name is Gaelic for ‘Thy turkey’s done'.

Phoebe: Wait, do you guys know anything about chicks?
Chandler: Fowl? No. Woman (in a ‘now you’re talking' voice) …… no.