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Austin Powers Pickup lines - One night stands 101

* I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.


* Nice legs…what time do they open?


* You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?


* I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.


* Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.


* Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.


* I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.


* Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?


* Are those real?


* I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

* If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.


* (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.


* You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.


* You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?


* Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

* My name is (name)…remember that, you'll be screaming it later.


* Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.


* Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.


* I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?


* If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.


* Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?


* Baby, I'm an American Express lover…you shouldn't go home without me.