Svona mín hugmynd að byrjun Eden og af hverju það var temple á staðnum í fyrsta landinu.


In the beginning, there was nothing. The Great God Sigtryggur said,“I: Booooring”, and created Eden. The Great God Sigtryggur looked down at Eden and saw that it was good. He then created the humans, little stupid ingrateful people that always wanted more grain, more children, MORE HOUSES, MORE…..*ahem*, anyway, he saw that the humans were good.

He spake down on them: “II: Thou shalt build me a great temple!”
“Hoorah”, shouted the towns people and they started building the temple. After a couple of days, the Great God Sigtryggur came and looketh at the temple and cried out: “III: What in my name are thou doing? The damnable temple is pink!!”. The Great God Sigtryggur smote down the builders with lightning and megablasted the temple.

He spake again down on the people: “IV: I shall give thou one more chance. The temple shall be great, BUT IT WILL NOT BE PINK!!”
“Hoorah”, cried the remaining townsfolk, and started to build a new temple. After a few days of bothering the Great God Sigtryggur about food and sleep, they were half done with the temple. “V: Yes, this is truly a great temple! Of course, I would have done it better, but it's nice for you puny humans to do some work”, said the Great God Sigtryggur. But when he stepped down on the ground, the people ran at him and stabbed him with pitchforks. The lesson is, don't piss off your people, or they'll stab you with sharp things.


Gott að maður var snöggur með fyrsta borðið? :D