About animals:
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You should never blow a cat in the ear because if you do that 4 or 5 times it will bite your lips. And then it won’t let go for at least one minute.
(Lisa 9 years)

It doesn’t help to vacuum a cat. Not even if it is very dirty.
(Aslaug 10 years)

An orange doesn’t have a skeleton, but it has ants.
(Line 6 years)

I found a baby-rabbit skeleton that had fallen out of its body. But I think it was a daddy skeleton because it was pretty old and boring.

The cow mates with the bull to get babies. The bull does it because he likes to.
(Sverre 6 years)

All animals came to the earth before the humans. The animals lived in peace until the humans came along and built roads, hotels and condoms.
(Lars 10 years)


About parents and families:
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My dad says that mom is unconscious when buying clothes.
(Tor 6 years)

My mom is very beautiful because she has long breasts.
(Bjarne 6 years)

When I grow up I want to be just like my dad. But without hair all over my body
(Tony 8 years)


About love:
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Looks doesn’t matter. Look at me, I am gorgeous and I still don’t have anybody to marry.
(Brian 7 years)

To make love last, it is important that you are a good kisser. Then your wife might forget that you never take out the trash.
(Erik 8 years)

People who are married hold each other’s hands so that the rings don’t fall off. Because they are very expensive
(Tine 7 years)



About science:
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One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to pull a horse 500 meters in one second.
(Eyvind 10 years)

A vibration is a motion that doesn’t know which way to go.
(Rune 8 years)

Water whistles when it reaches 100 degrees.
(Mons 9 years)


Mushrooms grow in very moist places. That’s why they look like umbrellas.
(Henrik 8 years)

About food and drinks
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You should never drink while standing on your head
(Jonas 7 years)

Arsenic is a very strong spice that easily can spoil a whole dinner.
(Jeanette 10 years)

It’s possible to get sandwiches stuck on the walls; you just have to throw hard.
(Patrick 10 years)

The only thing worse than liver is my little brother’s diapers.
(Hogne 8 years)

The body needs food to survive. Italian salad costs more than 1 dollar per square meter.
(Henrik 7 years)

Blueberries tastes yummy, because they have jam inside.
(Björn 5 years)

About countries and people:
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In some places it is so hot that the people who live there has to live in other places
(Elin 8 years)

Asylum is a village outside Russia
(Håkon 8 years)

Anarchy is a country where the king is queen
(Tore 11 years)



About the body:
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The body consists of 90% water, 2% bones and flesh, and nails according to need
(Erik 9 years)

A body is something that ends in your shoes.
(Andreas 5 years)

The skeleton is the thing that is left when the inside is taken out and the outside is taken off. The skeleton is there for the flesh to hang on.
(Preben 7 years)

If you are out for a walk and the brain falls out, you probably won’t find your way home because you can’t think clearly.
(Caroline 6 years)

Some men have hair on their back. Specially criminals and lifeguards.
(Stina 6 years)

If your skin is stiff you can just rub yourself with tiger balm. It works quickly because mashed tiger is some strong stuff!!!
(Hege 6 years)