Spencer fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum Fjöldi lestra: 593

Hvernig urðu Shamans eiginlega til?

Tekið af PvP forms á wow-europe… úr umræðum um það hvað Shamans eru imba í PvP.
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There was once a kid who went to the Blizzard God..

He said,
“I want 2 be an ubar tank?!11”, and Blizzard gave him shield and mail

He said,
“lolo I wunt 2 be a maege 2”, and Blizzard gave him instant nukes

He said,
“I want to heal”, and Blizzard gave him heals

He said,
“but WTF? Druids getz formz so ken i tu plxz?”, and Blizzard gave him wolf form

He said,
“OMGLOLOL, my heals r not teh instantz”, and Blizzard gave him nature's swiftness

He said,
“OMG but warriorz r teh hit so hard wit teh weaponz?”, And Blizzard gave him Windfury

He said,
“BUT TETZ NO FAIRZ, teh enemyz r having pewerful bufforz?”, And Blizzard gave him an instant low mana cast Purge

He said,
“K BUT I STILL KENT kite 4ever lyk teh OMG?”, and Blizzard made the frostshock effect last longer than the cooldown

So the kid went on killing lowbies, shouting “WTFLOLOL PWND n00Bz0Rs” and using /spit.

After 7 hours of corpse camping, something terrible happened! A bunch of level 60 alliance guys managed to kill the shaman!

The kid went to the Blizzard God and said,

“OMGWTF, I R TEH DIEDZ BT I DUNT WUNT 2 do teh corpze runzors? i die lyk wtf i shundnt ROFL!”", And Blizzard gave him a self rez with no sickness

And so the shaman class was born.
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adriansmith fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Sniðugt :) mér fannst nú þessi sammt vera flottari:

Following situation: The son (S) of the programmer (F) responsible for the horde characters in WoW had discovered that is father was cheating on his mother. The boy told his father that he would tell mother about it, unless the boy would get his own computer and a WoW-Account. But that wasnt all …

S: If you dont want mama know about about your little affair … i also want my own Character Class in WoW.
F: Ok, errm, well, fine, you get the Shaman. He's able to fight, can carry shields or a two handed weapon, wear leather armor.
S: Hmm … leather? No, i want something better! I want mail armor!
F: Hmm Okay, mail armor it is and you can place various Totems aswell.
S: Err … what do these Totems do?
F: Well, they can heal or make damage or they make your armor stronger and they'll work for your whole group.
S: So, how many do I have?
F: 20 diffrent, bur you can only use one at a time.
S: Two
F: No, One
S: Three
F: You want to piss me off? I said One.
S: Four
F: Get OUT!!
S: Mom?
F: Four is fine … Cookie?
S: Yeah, and I want to do magic!
F: But you have already a two handed weapon, four totems and …
S: MOM !?!?
F: … you can do magic, 1.5 second casts
S: Instant!
F: No, that would be unfair …
S: INSTANT or else …
F: Okay … no problem, instant.
S: So what can the other character classes do?
F: The others? Well, fighting, spell casting, healing …
S: I want to heal!
F: Good, you can
S: Thanks
F: Now please leave me working and go watch TV or something …
S: So what can I do if somebody runs away from me?
F: Hmm … yes … here, frost shock, now he is slower, and now please …
S: How long does the frost shock remain?
F: 3 seconds
S: And how often can I cast it?
F: Every 6 seconds
S: And in between?
F: You got to give your enemies at least a little chance …
S: Maaaaa….
F: Okay .. it lasts 6 seconds.
S: And if I forget to cast?
F: Okay, 12 seconds, and now please …
S: And I want to be faster much faster - even if they are not freezed….
F: Here, Ghost Wolf … you can change yourself into a wolf and you'll be much faster
S: Hmm …
F: What?
S: What if I want to make several people slower?
F: Here … Earthbind Totem … and now piss off.
S: And what if somebody hits me?
F: Well, you just fight back, do magic, or …
S: But I want my enemies to draw damage when they hit me
F: Wait, thats idiotic: Your enemy shall receive damage when he damages you AND when you're damaging him??
S: Exactly
F: K… Lightning Shield, and now PISS OFF!!
S: And what if somebody shoots with a bow at me?
F: Then the Shield also works for Bows and now, please please please leave me alone
S: And what if somebody casts magic $!@% at me?
F: Well, you can fight, do magic yourself, heal ….
S: I want something that eliminates the next incoming cast
F: …well … i've just been working on the Totems anyway … here you have a Grounding Totem
S: And what if he heals himself?
F: Well you cant do anything about that …
S: Mmmmmmaaaaaa ….
F: Earth Shock, Instant … anything else?
S: And what if he is buffed? I want also Buffs
F: Here… Wind Fury, should be enough …
S: But my enemies should not have any buffs ….
F: But you can buff, heal, magic, stop magic, two handed weapons ….
S: I WANT
F: Not in this tone with me!
S: MAAAAMAAAA
F: Purge … Purge is Good. Well it was designed for Warlocks but okay … Purge.
S: And if someone is poisoning me?
F: You just use the Poison cleaning totem
S: No
F: Yes
S: NO
F: … fine … you get a spell for it
S: And what if I play with party?
F: Actually you dont need to play with others … you can do everything yourself …
S: No, I want to be able to ressurect people from death
F: Okay … you can
S: And if I die myself?
F: Well somebody else must revive you …
S: No, I want to do that myself aswell
F: Err… but you're dead!!
S: I WANT !!!!
F: Ok … you can resurrect yourself when you're dead.
S: I want something else …
F: Underwater breathing is still available
S: Okay, but something is still missing …
F: YOU CAN USE TWO-HANDED WEAPONS, WEAR MAIL ARMOR, CARRY SHIELDS, CAST MAGIC STUFF, PREVENT MAGIC STUFF FROM OTHERS, HEAL, INSTANT CASTS, TOTEMS, DEBUFF ENEMIES, CHANGE YOURSELF INTO A WOLF, FREEZE ENEMIES, BREATHE UNDERWATER, RESURRECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS - SO WHAT THE !&$% YOU WANT ELSE - PREACHING AND WALKING ON WATER !?!!??!!??!
S: Well, certainly not preaching …

Pepsi er aðal drykkurinn :)

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Spencer fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

haha, þetta verður svo rediculous þegar þetta er sett svona upp að maður trúir þessu ekki.. engin furða að maður drepist í 99% tilvika sem mage á móti þessum djöflum :D

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Snelld!

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halldor123 fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

HAHAHHAHAHAH!!! :'D

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=name&id=533923140

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Daddi56 fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

old :P samt fínt

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

þetta er svo true

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MxAxis fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Einn af mínum hataða class í horde.

Live to die another day...

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

gutgore ripper..?

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MxAxis fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

haha já, vantaði gott one hand vopn við offhand bókina sem ég er með ^^ þetta er bara svona tímabundið þangað til ég fæ fínan healingstaff ;)

Live to die another day...

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[Notanda eytt] fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

=Þ Já mjög sniðugt guild sem gaf þér hann.

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newsted fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

shamans imba í pvp hah, kanntu betri ?

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Hnodrinn fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

ef þú ert ekki að grínast, og þú spilar shaman þá kanntu algerlega ekkert á classinn þinn.

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newsted fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

ég er ekki að grínast og já ég sökka í pvp :þ hef slumpast inná einstaka heppni en ég hef hinnsvegar aldrei séð neinn shaman owna eitthvað meira en aðrir í pvp

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Scarf fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Ýttu bara oft á frost shock, ætti að duga.

. <— OMG, A DOT!

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Bin88 fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Ég er warrior og ég hef dúelað gegn mörgum mörgum shamans, aldrei lent í vandræðum með þá eiginlega :p
*earth shock* - *Mortal strike bitch!*

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Maggisun fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Hybrid - Warriors/Rogues = Hybrid eru Paladins/Druids/Shamans.

Jájá þú hefur tekið einn og einn, en ég hef líka tapað vs warrior/rogue,
Fer mikið eftir spilaranum en hybrid hafa yfir “óhybrid” að þeir endast mjöög lengi og geta gert decent skaða.

Fæ ég öruglega uuu þú gerir engan skaða miða við warrior,
uuu þú healar ekkert miða við paladin.

Pladin1one!!11one!!

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kloni fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Uhhh… þú gerir nú engan skaða miðað við warrior, og paladin healar miklu meira..
there i said it ^^

Undirskrift sem þú vilt hafa í lok hvers pósts á korkunum. Aðeins 1024 stafir leyfðir, allt framyfir þeirri takmörkun verður klippt af.

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Bin88 fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Reyndar ekki einn og einn, yfirhöfuð finnst mér shamans ekkert spes í PvP nema að þeir séu með
rétt gear.

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Hnodrinn fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Tjaa, satt gerir ekki nein skaða á miða við warrior en,
ef þú nærð einu heali uppá 3-5k þá eru búinn að cansela alla hans vinnu síðust X mikinn tíma en þú ert ekki búinn að ná nema kannski 1-2k damage, en það er 1-2k hp sem hann fær ekkert aftur,

Og það virkar ekki að segja “ Mortal stike bitch ” að því að ef þú vandar þig aðeins getur passað að hann nái ekki þessum 35 or some rage, sem hann þarf til að Chain halda því uppi,
Svo já Hubrids eru með advantage á móti Warriors/Rogues.

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Bin88 fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Hmm.. ég er sko warrior kallinn :) Held að þú sért eitthvað að ruglast.

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Hnodrinn fyrir 18 árum, 2 mánuðum

Ég er líka Druid, warriors eru oftast ekkert mál fyrir mig, sama gildir um hunter/Rogues.

Einstaka warriors sem einfaldlega gera of mikin skaða ofast fury þá, og þá er ég að tala um rank 13 warrior með quest daggerinn úr AQ40, og Naxx one hander :P

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