DOTN WORY TEH THREADPOLIZIE IS COMING
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Dear Noobtard:
[X] Nub
[ ] Lamer
[ ] AOLer
[X] Self righteous git
[ ] Pervert
[X] Geek
[X] Spammer
[X] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fanboi
[X] Freak
[ ] Scientologist
[ ] Socialist
[ ] Bible-thumper
[ ] Anonymous coward
[ ] McDonalds employee
[X] Bnet Kiddie
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted “YOU ALL SUCK/THIS SUCKS” message
[ ] You said “/sign” to something
[ ] You said “/agree” to something
[X] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Your sig/alias/name sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] Everyone hates you
[ ] You posted to more than four threads on different forums simultaneously
[ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
[X] You posted something really stupid
[ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[ ] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[ ] you are posting an anonymous attack
[ ] you used 1337speak and therefore deserve no respect
[ ] you posted a leaving message without specifying stuff rights
[ ] you posted a 1 sided rant
[ ] you asked for an i win button
[ ] you are using bright large text of varying colours in your posts
[X] its fun
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your email account
[X] Bust up your keyboard with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Spend an hour in Goldshire general chat
[X] Become Dabbmundur's love slave
[ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
[ ] Give me your stuff
[X] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[ ] Submit yourself to Onyxia for punishment
[X] Marry Stitches
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Bite me
[X] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[X] I pity your dog
[X] Your momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc…
[X] Take your crap somewhere else
[X] Learn to post or sod off
[X] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[X] learn2play
[X] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[X] Kthxbye
[X] n00b
[X] All of the above