Biðst enn afsökunar ef einhver hefur séð þetta áður… en mér leiðist mjög mikið í vinnuni :(

Q: How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?

A: Two. One engaging the fight and the other one waiting in the inn of ironforge.

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How many GM's are needed to change a light bulb?
None, its working as intended!

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Why didn't the Undead cross the road?

Cause he didn't have the guts !

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So, an Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, where'd you get that?” The parrot says, “Durotar. They got em all over the place!”

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How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
10, 9 to form a gnome-ladder and one to invent a lightbulb changing device.

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troll mage and tauren druid run into a paladin in Hillsbrad. The mage kills the paladin with few crits, so the pally dies with secounds. When they both look at the burned body on the ground and mage raises her eyebrow, asking the druid: “how do you suppose we loot this thing?” The tauren looks at the body on the ground and then at her friend: “You got a can-opener?”

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1.9 patch notes:

- Due to a bug shamans sometimes died in combat, that bug is now fixed.

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Q: How many paladins does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, shield+hearthstone

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How many warlocks does it take to change a lighbulb?

One but it costs a soulshard.

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A paladin walks up to a prostitute, gently pulls her sleeve and asks: “How much?”

The prostitute says: “5g for the whole thing”

The paladin says: “That's cheap for such a nice dress!”

“where did it drop?” “_”

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In the Cathedral of light the weekly service is well under way and the collection box finishes its rounds. When the Priest checks the box he sees a £50 note in there, he stops his service:
“whoever placed this £50 note in here please stand up”
A Gay Paladin slowly gets to his feet and admits to the generous offer.
“For such kindness sir,” Says the Priest, “I would like you to pick 3 Hymns (sálmar)”
“Exellent” Smiles the gay Pala, looking around
"I'll take Him… Him… and Him

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Whats gonna be left after a nuclear holocaust?

- Paladins in bubbles

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Whats the difference between a gnome and an onion?

Slicing gnomes doesn't make you cry.

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Þessi er gamall, en klassík


An alliance army is marching across the barrens to raid orgrimmar when a shaman comes running up and makes a rude gesture at the general. The general points to 2 of his soldiers and orders them to kill them shaman. The shaman runs away round a mountain and the soldiers follow.

After a few minites the shaman comes back with no sign of the alliance soldiers. He insults the general who promptly sends 10 officers to kill the shaman. The shaman runs round the hill and returns again. The general getting very annoyed orders 40 men to kill the shaman. They all chase him round the hill and for 10 minites nothing happens. Then one badly wounded soilder comes back limping and says “Sir, it was a trap! There's two of them!”