My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
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[while driving] Borat: Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no!
Borat: Why not?
Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Driving Instructor: That's good, huh?
Borat: Not good for me
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Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.
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Azamat: What’s in California?
Borat: Pearl Harbor is there. So is Texas
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Borat: Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore!… NOT!
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Borat: He insist we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.
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Borat: He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your everyone.
Borat: Nobody like my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby
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Borat: Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard's robe.
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Borat: (haldandi á byssu í byssuverslun): I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold…
Borat: (miðandi byssuni): Go ahead, make my day Jew..
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Borat: I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
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Borat: I like to make sexy time!
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Borat: Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!
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