A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out again. So by this time, he's really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says “Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow-job for 5 dollars!” The guy there says, “OK. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin.” “What's a...