Tekið af www.somethingawful.com

Notorious movie director Dr. Uwe Boll, most well known for his numerous film adaptations of video games, has extended a bizarre offer to his five harshest critics: fly out to Vancouver and face him in the boxing ring. During shooting for his upcoming film Postal, Boll will set aside two days to fight each detractor in a ten bout match. To determine who have been his most vitriolic nemeses, Boll is accepting self-nominations to info@boll-kg.de, which must be accompanied by proof of negative reviews or internet forum comments. Only critical comments from 2005 will be accepted, presumably to ensure that only longstanding critics, rather than those spurred on by this contest, are in the running.

Jahá, kallinn er ekki með öllu mjalla.

Ef ske kynni að þið vitið ekki hver Uwe Boll er þá er hann maðurinn á bak við Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, House of the dead og önnur meistaraverk.